You are purchasing a generous portion of genuine moose turds vacuum packed and heat sealed in a polypropylene bag. You will have your choice of messages to the recipient on a tag adhered to the bag. It will be shipped USPS in a Priority box which is tastefully labeled with only the recipient's address.
We will ship your product out usually within a few business days. Expect 3- 5 days for your product to reach its recipient after it has been shipped.
Due to the anonymity we ensure our customers, we do not place your name as a return address on the shipping label. Your identity will be safe with us! Thus we cannot assure delivery confirmation, delivery guarantee, or refunds.
Release of Liability
Customers buying products from mooseturd.com agree to release the site and its agents from liability connected with the use of our services. Our product is a novelty service only and is NOT to be used in any event that would constitute a breach of a legal restraint or any action that could be considered harassment. Any liability to the customer can only constitute the price of the moose turd package.
After an order has been shipped, all names and addresses for the transaction will be erased. Please keep your order number if you have questions and need to contact us about your order. We do keep financial records, but they are linked to your order number only.