Moose have a diet that is primarily wood and bark. This high fiber diet produces a unique digestive output of spheroid shaped turds. Any visitor to Alaska will find piles of moose droppings along trails and they make excellent projectiles against unsuspecting travelers.
Mooseturd.com will package these unique droppings and mail them anonymously to the lucky recipient of your choice. You may wish to include a label chosen from the selection below.
Grazing Bull Moose. Photo by Mike Boylan
Turds Ready To Be Mailed
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